January 2012
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In the future, with my daughter
*daughter walks through the door, late home*
Me: Where have you been, young lady? You're late!
Daughter: Sorry, I met a new friend and she invited me over.
Me: Oh, okay. Is she nice?
Her: Yeah, she has two dads though.
Me: That's completely normal, honey, you can't help who you fall in love with.
Her: Yeah, I know.
Me: Good.
Her: Harry and Louis are so nice, they're great parents.
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Me: Give me her address now, get your things, we're going to live with them.
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What’s that “Save the internet, PIPA” thing?
It’s annoying and I can’t get on my page anymore! ><
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It's the Computer..
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer
me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
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